Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Project Sissy Pants.

Try to look like a tough guy driving this thing. It's just not possible. Pre-teen girls and little old ladies wave. Dallas hotties laugh.

It's all there boys and girls. 55 thou and some change on the odo. The roof leaks like a... well it leaks like a VW convertible top. New tires showed up yesterday. I spent a day with rubbing compound and I'm chafed. The car doesn't look any different by my private parts are raw.
It came with all the original receipts and owner's manual. I even have the warranty card. Hopefully I land a job soon or this little girl will have to go on the block.


Sid Fishious said...

What year is that? Have no fear... some bitchin wheels and an altitude adjustment and that slead will be turning the heads! What do you want for it as is? I may need to expand my collection!

hollywood said...

Sure is purdy.

Pete said...


Same as me.

slead? what the fuck is a slead?

Pete said...

ghias bring good money.

Saw one on ebay with a buy it now of around 12.

hollywood said...

You should trade it in for a double-wide tree fort.

Pete said...

Something has to give.

I'm surrounded by bitches.

Treefort indeed.