Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

1952 Vincent for Red Molly

I fell in love with this song when I first heard it. For those, like me, that never slowed down enough to understand all of the lyrics...

Oh says Red Molly to James, "That's a fine motorbike. A girl could feel special on any such like." Says James to Red Molly, "My hat's off to you, it's a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952. And I've seen you at the corners and cafes it seems. Red hair and black leather, my favourite colour scheme." And he pulled her on behind and down to Boxhill they did ride. Oh says James to Red Molly, "Here's a ring for your right hand but I'll tell you in earnest... I'm a dangerous man. For I've fought with the law since I was seventeen. I robbed to many a man to get my Vincent machine. Now I'm 21 years, I might make 22 and I don't mind dying, but for the love of you. And if fate should break my stride, then I'll give you my Vincent to ride."
"Come down, come down, Red Molly" called Sergeant McRae, "For they've taken young James Adie for armed robbery. Shotgun blast hit his chest, left nothing inside. Oh come down, Red Molly to his dying bedside." When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left. He was running out of road; he was running out of breath; but he smiled to see her cry. He said "I'll give you my Vincent to ride." Says James, "In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl. Now Nortons and Indians and Greeves and Triumphs and Harleys won't do. Ah, they don't have a soul like a Vincent '52." Oh he reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys said, "I've got no further use for these. I see angels on Ariels in leather and chrome, swooping down from heaven to carry me home." And he gave her one last kiss and died...and he gave her his Vincent to ride.

Hollywood Does Dallas

I'm giving the big finger to Mex-Squite this Saturday Jan 3rd. I've got a few people committed to help me move some boxes and furniture...but would love all the help I could get. I'm hoping to get this all done in one trip. I'll provide beer. Looking to start at 10am. Thanks for everything y'all.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Caution...prepare to piss yourself!

I can't get the right code on my mobile. I'll fix it on Monday, but for now...

Sunday 12.28

Anyone out and about today??? I'll be at the Dub later today...around 3ish.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Santa's Lost Reindeer

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the garage not a creature was stirring, not even a Buell powered by a hawg.

When up on the roof came quite a noise... A twin from Italy, and boy was it annoyed. Pissed, actually.

My wife is the most understanding woman in the world... How on earth does a pregnant woman agree to let her unemployed husband buy something like this? It must be because I convinced her we could strap the baby seat to the rear cowling... Or that it was such a good deal that I just couldn't pass it up. Tell your friends, tell your friend's friends, slippery has a 2003 Ducati 999 that has under 6000 miles on it with your name on it. It books for $9400, no resonable offers will be refused. Baby needs new shoes.

In the mean time... I wonder how fast this little beast is?
I bet it does huge wheelies. Saving that rubber on the front tire really sounds like the most responsible thing to do.
And I am all about being responsible. Seriously. Yep. Responsible.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Tuesday 12.23

Anyone feel like getting out and about tonight before xmas throws up on us? I'm in the mood for 8 shiny rainbeer. ('s funny in 2 ways...heh.)

Monday, December 22, 2008

New Ulm

Does anybody know for sure when is New Ulm? I'm going to take thursday and friday off work so I need to give those days a few months in advance.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

East Texas ride

The ride to Brian's house was cold and windy but it was a good ride. I was proud of myself for riding with the guys and not being left behind trying to catch up with them. I rode back with Angie (Andres' wife) with my bike on the back of the truck because I got really sick (asthma). It was sad to see the reflection of my bonnie on the window but I was glad to be in the car while the guys were fighting the wind all the way home. We had a great time !

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Wednesday 12/17

The ice will be gone...let's get out there in full force!!! Stonleigh P at 7 to start...we'll go places from there...wear your new shirts...represent!

Monday, December 15, 2008


I finally got it running half-assed. Sounds good for only one cylinder, eh? New coils and she'll be pissing off more than just the two neighbors! Next, hopefully, is full glass from AirTech-Streamlining!

Something like this...


Thursday, December 11, 2008


The Bee need to loose the sailor hat before becoming  a Hooligan mascot

A peek behind the curtain.

I have shared this story with about 72,000 people. For some reason I have always hesitated to share this with the people I hang out with on a daily basis. I think it's easier to share things with people you don't know.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Wednesday 12/10

Elbow Room 7pm. Bring your warm's gonna get chilly! We'll bring shirts for those that don't already have theirs.

Weekend Ride

I think it's high time we take to the road! I would like to put together a long ride (200+) for this weekend. The new shirts are here and need to be broken in. What day works better for everyone...Saturday or Sunday??? We'll meet somewhere for breakfast...then take to the road for a day of riding...Chime in suckas!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Happy Three-O Coco!

Happy Birthday bud...Let me know if you're out and about tonight...I'll buy you a beer or three!

Friday, December 5, 2008

it's Friday, yippy...

We made it through another arduous week. Now, get out and ride something!


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

New Years Drink-a-thon

Hate to go out on New Years and drop $30 to stand in a bar that's free every other night? Thinking about just staying home because of all the idiots that only drink once a year puking on your shoes?

It's a hooligan holiday. This will be the third year of this trainwreck.

This is an event that I bring all my motorcycle friends from all over the country to drink keg beer and burn things in my backyard. There will be throwing up (hopefully not on your shoes) and passing out.

Is it summer yet?

I enjoy the afternoon rides, but the mornings at 40 degrees is kicking my arse! I miss seeing skin...


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Great clip!

Done on a big-ass KTM Adventurer! Try to run through the gears while watching. This is what it's all about kids...


Monday, December 1, 2008

First Group Event

Make your plans now. The Hooligans will make a good showing to this.




Shirts should be in by the end of the week. I will post updates, but email me with your size request. More importantly, you have been sent permission to post on the blog. With this invitation, certain responsibilities are being bestowed upon you. Simple rules apply...keep it clean-ish. The occasional nipple slippage is customary, but full on gynecological shots are a little out of the scope of what we are about. The Hooligan Po-Po's will be watching, so be cool.

That being said, this is your site. The direction I see this going is a blog about rides and reports, events, beer drinkin', chic watchin', and basic Hooliganism. Try to keep the initial post as short as possible. You can always add comments if you have a bunch to talk about.

That's it, have fun and make this a place people want to visit. As always, email me with anything suggestions or requests. For now, for simplisity, email me with photos you want added to the gallery. As I build up the stash, I will develop new slideshows.

Sid Fishious

Wednesday 12/3

Hello Hooligans!!! We are thinking of pinning down one bar that we can call our own. A place that can be a base of operations...somewhere that we can go...on a regular start or end our evenings. After a few weeks, we intend to approach the management for some type of a "Hooligan Happy Hour Special" or something like it. A few places that have been suggested are:

The Libertine
Stonleigh P
Lee Harveys

Any and all suggestions should be brought forth...the goal is to make ourselves visable...and to give those who may want to join us a place to track us down. It's also...of course...a way to try to procure cheap beer! Let's find a spot that will have safe parking for us...and that will cater to us. This Wednesday...let's begin at the Libertine for libations and discussion. Drinks up at 7pm. See you all there!