Friday, December 26, 2008

Santa's Lost Reindeer

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the garage not a creature was stirring, not even a Buell powered by a hawg.

When up on the roof came quite a noise... A twin from Italy, and boy was it annoyed. Pissed, actually.

My wife is the most understanding woman in the world... How on earth does a pregnant woman agree to let her unemployed husband buy something like this? It must be because I convinced her we could strap the baby seat to the rear cowling... Or that it was such a good deal that I just couldn't pass it up. Tell your friends, tell your friend's friends, slippery has a 2003 Ducati 999 that has under 6000 miles on it with your name on it. It books for $9400, no resonable offers will be refused. Baby needs new shoes.

In the mean time... I wonder how fast this little beast is?
I bet it does huge wheelies. Saving that rubber on the front tire really sounds like the most responsible thing to do.
And I am all about being responsible. Seriously. Yep. Responsible.


Rudy said...

Who Ever said Cafe Bikes weren't the NEXT Thing, since Choppers are now dead....Was Wrong.

Pete said...

I said cafe bikes aren't the NEXT thing.

Anonymous said...

I think the next thing is Trikes. I can feel it, like Phil Collins feels the night.

Pete said...

The next big thing is Pirate Costumes.